I am SO Effing Screwed!!!

Robin Fru Fru I Love You TOO!

Background : I have a Fabulous Friend and Sister Like person in my life. ROBIN She is that one friend that you know, you can always count on to tell you like it is; whether you want to hear that.. especially if you don't actually want to hear it. Reality Smack! <Robin's Forte> Of course this is how she views me as well, "One does not need to in your face everyday to show that you are a best friend." In fact it is probably a better way to keep and be a friend.. or so we think.

History :4 months ago, I went to a potluck/silent auction/ fundraiser  .. after 60 minutes of being there, I found out, much to my horror that it was a fundraiser for a drug dealer who blew himself up while cooking hash oil, I was so embarrassed... but being a good sport I simply blushed in a dark corner bypassing all the wonderfully donated products for bidding. The Hydroponic Starter kit was tempting, as were the various colourful bongs and such. The only thing a Preschool Teacher such as myself could bid on was a lovely set of cheap Twilight watches, which of course I did not win!

I returned home and did the only natural thing, I called Robin to tell her about my night, 4 hours in the time difference she had PLENTY of time to laugh at my expense and post about it on Facebook, while I slept off the beer I needed to consume to deal with the mess..YAY Me!

So Robin's Birthday (MOST UNFITTING I might add,) is September and she is ironically the ONLY Non OCD Virgo I know, just for the record. And I, being the most clever person I know; I started early, prepping for the event, I logged on to e-bay ordered her the one thing she REALLY wanted (I am thoughtful like that when plied with liquor and a credit card..) I also bought a Twilight watch too because thoughtful, I am  but spiteful I am too, it's the gender! 


I sent my ADHA friend a Play By Play Video Full directions and sequenced Prezzie (cause I AM a bitch like that)  Laughing, Joking,Singing, Organ Playing (Yeah I went there...) Gift. Truly, according to sources, it left her weeping, ;laughing, and peeing her pants... I ended with a gift that symbolizes that without a doubt we would be friends, Like TWILIGHT Style forever...


Awesome friend aren't I?  I Know you wish you had someone like me...  didn't cost a huge amount but it did take planning and thought...  and It IS the thought that counts right?


ENTER FUCKING FORKS WASHINGTON...

Yes Yes Yes  That is ME!!!!... attached to a fly swatter... covering 
my beloved's face... Seriously!!!!!!! YES That  Is Robin My Bestie, She Toured Twilight's Forks Washington and took photos of MANY... and I Mean MANY places about town that are in the books.. (Bella didn't have a job in the movies, remember?).. yeah there is a picture of me in Outfitters Mike's Parents store... I even had breakfast..

Under normal circumstances this may seem like a really sweet thing to do especially since we both read the series and secretly admit to dragging  local youth to the theatre claiming we are "treating" someone..  to the movie, might have even added the word "unfortunate" when telling each other about it too... However... Ummm yeah  AND  this IS my friend Robin!
Someone may  begin this by thinking.. Ah sweet a girlfriend posts your likeness around a town you may someday visit with fondness and think ..  Awww Yes 17...






OH Effing No She posted my WANTED poster TOO all over the place..  no seriously 77 pictures around...
Oh???  How am I screwed????  My birthday is a month away......  Apparently THIS is just the beginning!!!!!!  ARGH!!!!!